Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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