im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
