Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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