What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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