There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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