i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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