Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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