jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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