How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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