I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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