Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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