Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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