whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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