I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
