we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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