Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
