this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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