yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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