trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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