Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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