I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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