the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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