So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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