she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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