I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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