But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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