: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
