new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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