Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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