Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize