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Fuck
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
