I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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