but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
