Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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