i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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