Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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