Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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