She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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