help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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