Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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