My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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