its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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