You surviving the open bar?
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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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