There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The power of my boobs compel you
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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