Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
someone threw a dead crab at me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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