Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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