"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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