Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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