I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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