I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
True strength comes from lack of pants
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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