I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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