hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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