If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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