what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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