Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing