Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my j├Ąger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night