Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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