I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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